Bird is the word
I need to take this advice, like real bad.

I need to take this advice, like real bad.

You know you are a horrible closet lesbian when…

youknowyouarealesbianwhen:

you come out and everyone either says “That explains a lot” or “We could tell”

Yup, that was me! :)

andthentherewerepuns:

Classic(al) film

andthentherewerepuns:

Classic(al) film

When two princesses love each other…

When two princesses love each other…

andthentherewerepuns:

Baby Seals love going clubbing.
They’re really into Italo Disco and House music.

Clubbin’ seals

Chapstick Lesbian

alaqueer:

A chapstick lesbian describes a person who dresses casually. They dont often wear makeup. They are slightly more feminine on the neutral side in the continuum but are not near lipstick lesbians. Hence the term “chapstick”.

May be referred to as soft butch and/or androgynous.

An example of a chapstick lesbian is Ellen DeGeneres - Appropriately enough since Chapstick lesbian is a term she coined.